at the beginning of pandemic, i decided to see to splurge a little on hawaiian treats to hopefully get us through the first wave. i had 2 successes and 1 failure ( Read more... )

purple rain
start with:
1 pint coffee

add:
1 shot blackberry syrup*
1 shot hot damn 100
2 shots chocolate milk
sugar to taste

* i have a bag of trader joe's frozen blackberries that i put in the fridge. i merely poured off some of the resulting slurry.

strawberry-grapefruit margarita
4 lemons
2 blood oranges
2 teaspoons sugar
1 can amp
tequila

juice fruit
add equal part water to fruit juice
add sugar
add 3 or 4 shots tequila
shake with ice
in highball glass, fill 1/3 with amp
pour margarita over amp to fill glass.

bloody vodkarita
margarita mix ( Read more... )

1. yes, i twitter now. although i've actually just posted to lj about it more than actually use it yet, so we'll see how this works out.
2. 60 views of fame: thanks to oz for pointing out my video of extra action marching band on inauguration night was blogged about. if the clip is 55 secs, times 60 views, that means i've had 55 mins of fame already. i ( Read more... )

"i think i know who killed sonny"
"well, lets call the police"
"can't.. we need a third act in this movie"

- mst3k://daddy-owent on a date tonight. first time in what seems to be like a million fucking years. it was acceptable, although we were both totally not each other's type. oh well. note to self: dating is lame, quit now. get lots more ( Read more... )

gonna go make me one of these:

rich wifebeater margarita ( Read more... )

holy fuck.

i bought this chai liqueor called "voyant" for sci-fi friday (this friday!), and decided to taste test it ( Read more... )

ingredients:

• 10 ream box 1/2 full of lemons
  
• tequila
  
• sugar
  
• water
  
  killing mission:
  
• cut and peel fresh lemons. make sure you have kitty scratches on your hand, because citric acid in wounds is totally industrial as fuck. curious: can scarification be done with concentrated lemon juice on a cut? it's cool looking AND smells great!
  
• juice lemons - ( Read more... )

UNF:

large glass of juiced watermelon
add splash of sour watermelon pucker
3 splashes of water
teaspoon of sugar.

yumminess.

orange as fuck

3 ice cubes in a pint glass
just over an inch of triple sec
a healthy shot of blue curacao
a shot of vodka
a shot of sour mix
fill rest of way with sprite

stir gently. tastes like alcoholic oranges, yet it's bright blueish green. unf.

sometimes i twist the heads off my sour patch kids before i eat them.
muwahahaha. that is all.